clearlypositive:

one time in the second grade i forgot how to spell corn on a test so i cried

unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

michelle-my-belle:

So, that’s over.

michelle-my-belle:

So, that’s over.

dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

image

nosdrinker:

at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit

ace-mma:

White Chicks (2004)

Cinematic masterpiece

nayx:

*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day


he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka